i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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