this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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