i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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