it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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