There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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