hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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