FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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