Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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