Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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