dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
the raccoons are back...
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