Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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