i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
