she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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