What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The air was thick with penises
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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