Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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