I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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