Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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