I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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