Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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