you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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