Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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