spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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