have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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