The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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