i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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