K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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