dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm both gender and math confused
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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