Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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