quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize