i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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