i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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