Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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