how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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