my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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