is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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