did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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