Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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