You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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