I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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