sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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