Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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