how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
MIDGETS
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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