Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He shit in the fireplace
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
