Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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