The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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