oh god the rape fog is back!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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