I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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