you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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