I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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