I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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