Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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