either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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