my soul wont recognize me after tonight
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldnâ€™t Be More Proud
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Are we still banned from the library?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye