Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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