Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm getting married
To pizza
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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