Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I could make wine with my vomit
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Never underestimate the power of titties
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